When you get married, you're supposed to grow up and settle down, but that certainly isn't the case when you're on your stag do. On a stag, your average boring mate, who goes to sleep before 9 and collects postage stamps, turns into a party animal, which can't wait to prank and humiliate the stag. So with that mind and considering today is April Fools' Day, we thought we'd show you some of our favourite stag do pranks!
This prank pretty much is what it says on the tin, everyone in the group must shave off their private hair and stick it on the stags face, like a "pube beard". We've got very little standards here at Stagstuff but even for us, this is a little too much!
Paintball is a hugely popular stag activity but it can be quite painful, especially on bare skin! This is a perfect opportunity to stitch the stag up. Make him wear a skimpy outfit, like a bikini of some sort. And watch him jump about in pain, as gets plastered in paint and bruises.
Tying the Stag to a Lamp post
Tying the stag to a lampost is a classic stag do prank and is still as great as ever. Make sure you take his clothes with you to avoid them being stolen, but you may want to keep him partly covered or else it becomes a criminal offence. We suggest some nice glittery, skimpy panties.
If you're lucky enough to have a doctor amongst your group or you can find one, then this prank is great! When the stag eventually passes out, plaster his leg up and come up with an elaborate back story, like he lost a fight to an army of midgets or failed an attempt to do a back flip, it's your choice! The look of panic on his face will be priceless but get ready to run when he realises he can actually put pressure on it!
The air horn wake up call
After a heavy night full of drinking, it's very likely the stag will be trying to sleep off the hangover. As his friend, it's your duty to ensure he doesn't miss any stag do related fun and what better way to do this, than with an air horn?
Who needs eyebrows?!
Its well-known eyebrows are pretty much useless, so surely the stag want mind if you remove his?
There's no greater site than seeing a grown man with a tiger print painted on his face, stumble around and tell you why you're his best friend and that he loves you.
Dress him up in a Mankini
This revealing piece of beach wear, which was made popular by Kazakhstan's #1 journalist, Borat, has become increasingly popular with stag parties. And it'll have all the stags laughing as his bulge is barely containable and also looking away in disgust for that same reason.
Just remember that we can't be held responsible for any accidents or injuries that are acquired when attempting these pranks. Make sure you stay safe on your stag do. It's your last night of freedom, not your last night of life.